Random influxes of strangers in April and July... we should expect that again in early October, I believe.  The weekend of curses also appears to change its timing along with the season.  Can we expect the third weekend to be cursed during the autumn months?  Perhaps a tangible pattern would be asking too much of the deities.

I've had a fair amount ( Read more... )

--how on earth you managed to shatter it! I didn't even know that lath was capable of shattering! Honestly, if you would stop using your crossbow as a cudgel, Van Helsing, we wouldn't have to endure these long--you're not even listening to me, are you?

...Van Helsing?

Oh, Heaven damn it all. How I'm expected to get anything done while moving from ( Read more... )

I need to find some sort of employment or I'm going to go absolutely insane--provided, of course, that I haven't gone insane already.  The insane tend to be the very last to know about their unfortunate state of mind, from what I've read (although the City forces me to question my sanity far more often than I would like, and, thus far, I haven't ( Read more... )

As much as I've appreciated your hospitality, Miss Mrs Sir Hellsing, I suppose I ought to find some sort of living space of my own.  I wouldn't want to intrude on your... ah, charming family's time together.

That being said, I certainly wouldn't mind intruding on someone else's Christmas celebrations!  I'm a terrible cook, you see, and somewhat ( Read more... )

--so difficult, really!  Simplicity and economy are utterly lost on the--ah!  It's on, then?

Hello?  Would someone kindly tell me where I am and where Rome went?  I seem to have misplaced the Vatican City although I highly doubt this is my fault.   I would guess Transylvania or Siberia if either of those locations were known for their gaudy ( Read more... )